If you feel you might be offended by this thread then please go away.

I'll start:
How do you stop a Mexican Tank?




Shoot the mexican who is pushing it.

There was a persion (persion are cheap ass ppl) he droped hes peny out the window he ran downstairs to look for it he cant find it then something hits hes head the pany hit hes head


if you dont get it:
Persion are so cheap that he ran faster then the pennyyyy




its a gay joke but o wellll

Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.

=D

How do you circumsize a redneck?


Answer: You punch his sister in the jaw!